Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my cousin's wedding dress as she was getting ready. I don't own a dog and haven't since I was a kid. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML
Today, I wore new shoes to a wedding. Halfway through the ceremony, the left shoe started squeaking with every step. During the silent vows, I had to walk across the room sounding like an angry rubber duck while people turned to look at me. FML
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Top comments
EternalTime 7
I'm so sorry OP, seems like your dad needs to think before he goes mudslinging
Ambient25 25
Sorry about your dress OP, and the clumsy thought of your father. Make sure when the cake is served to "accidentally" drop yours on him.
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Comments (116)
JoeyJaws68 18
Fake
brown_sugga 5
Leafblower can!
TabooSushi 24
Methinks daddy dearest didn't approve of the wedding, and this was his way of attempting to sabotage it. After all, has nobody questioned why the hell he was wearing muddy boots to a WEDDING in the first place, let alone his DAUGHTER'S wedding? What sort of loving father who wholly approved of the union would wear muddy apparel to the event? Exactly. This sounds more like a case of "daddy does not approve and is going to be a dick about it" than a case of pure inconsiderate behavior.
skittyskatbrat 19
probably got them muddy walking in from the vehicle. Even on a parking lot, mud can run onto it from the land around it. And then "cleaned" them w/out using a brain cell.
Mr_Loudmouth 9
Who gets married in the middle of the week?
DanielleinDC 34
There's a delay from when you post the FML to when it's approved or rejected. It probably took a few days for OP's story to show up.
Spiritwolf7 5
What an ass.
magickitten 26
This FML just doesn't ring true....sorry OP!
plokiploki 5
I would imagine that to be a problem either way.
modelos10 19
have u ever seen sex and the city? In Charlottes wedding they said that the more accidents the betther the marriage. hope that works for u too.
christian_slate 16
So the bride's father defiled her before her wedding night. Probably not the first time.
G_bear24 9
I'd be pretty upset about that but my mom would flip a bitch!