Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was leaving church with a cake in my hands (mind you it was pouring, and I was in heels) I decided to walk on the road instead of the sidewalk so I could get to my car as quick as possible. Turns out, the road is slippery, and slipping means falling. With the cake. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML
Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
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TheJessica10022 6
Awwww, that sucks!!! but congratulations!!
GtheGringo 3
haha sorta like bridesmaids, except its mud not shit
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Comments (237)
erin1994 9
dang...
Meloblood 0
At least it's very memorable.
EffTrae 0
That's just a horrible moment. to walk in to your own wedding covered in mud. and be late at the same time. Gotta feel sorry for her.
jtcballoon 0
where does it say she was late?
VeganVampyre 27
He's probably assuming, based either on the fact that she was running, or that if she fell in mud in her dress, she would have to get cleaned up and then end up being late due to that.
FMLidiot 12
Um, not to be an ass or anything...but in which part of this FML did OP say she was late for her wedding?
SMJ210 0
u got married on a Tuesday?
cimh 9
Well actually the bride is the only one allowed to be late at her wedding - so there is no shame. But poor woman to walk in, covered in mud!
dre_bro11 12
48, not necessarily, the 'Today' part of an FML is added by default. Most FML's aren't even posted on the day they occur anyway when you think about moderation times and all other factors.
jamie72596 9
Maybe it's just not meant to be...
shenaniganry 3
It's entirely plausible that OP did have an umbrella with her -- they don't completely prevent getting wet in 'torrential downpours,' where we can assume that the wind was blowing the rain around, too.
SomeFMLPerson 0
That's a... Rainy... Situation...? No? Alright I'll shut up now... :/
dolphincheddar 10
wedding dresses are disasters waiting to happen. it's hard not to trip when you have 5 meters of lace trailing behind you
MrFlintstone 5
tuff it was ether rain making her white dress see through and giving everyone a show or running and slipping in the mud. next time look at the weather predictions before a important day
2ndSucks 15
95- have you ever tried to plan around the weather? If so, you'd know that the forecasts aren't always right and are subject to change. Especially for an event planned months ahead of time.
Stiffilz 0
are you ******* serious? weddings are generally planned months in advance how could she have possibly known? I hope you're a troll otherwise you're a true oxygen thief.
adropofpeace 8
I would be so upset if this happened to me. You should have had someone carry you in. You are, after all, the princess of the day.
itsgen 16
I hate fmls like this :/ I wish we could know what happened next
Jojo08_fml 0
38? the last part of the fml dumb shit
grapisy 8
A similar thing happened to my aunt. there were forest fires nearby, and therefore smoke everywhere. It was raining, so the raindrops got filled with the shit thats in smoke and turned her dress grey.
eyealaska 4
Typical Wellington weather ):
natirixoxo 0
poorly worded fml but I'm sorry op!
smashgrab 0
122, I read the FML several times just to make sure, and I saw no mention of her being late, dumb shit. Get your own shit straight before you criticize others.
seximexi911 10
you're dumb
WellThatSucksMaj 0
well thats awful :/ but best of luck with your marriage :)
nromanyuk 4
it's hard not to trip if you're walking backwards. but no one usually does that.
kirstyannemiller 4
VICAR OF DIBLEY MOMENT, RIGHT THERE!!
TheJessica10022 6
Awwww, that sucks!!! but congratulations!!
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
:o I live in Canada too
Synapse_fml 0
yeah congratulations for falling in the mud clumsy ass bitch
Yodaevil 4
there is a jeweler locally that has a deal if it rains on your wedding day, the engagement ring is free, so maybe yours had a clause like that too? make a rainy wedding better?
LakersFanatiC 3
2- youre so hot
bpell15 5
42 that's a little harsh. I mean it probably sucked. but it's not her fault. congratulations on getting married. hope everything went well after that.
i_am_dtf 0
I agree, congrats. But hey jessica, it says feel free to message me on your profile, but how do i message you?! P.S. is that you in the picture?!!
daisyloo 7
Congratulations on your marriage!:) and sorry about your dress. FYL:(
gabe2014 0
say it's a new fashion that you want to try :)
gabestar 4
so do I :0 lol
adamswag9 5
for the Jessica1002 I wonder why there was so many thumbs down on your comment lol but I agree with you!
bennie226 0
What's with the picture? Naked much...
KingOfOreos 0
it's nature telling you he's not right for you
idongeyo 0
that has nothin to do with it
stoney_p 0
I agree
Babalu722 3
yeah.. or perhaps it was slippery outside
matthias82 4
lmao
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
wow all these thumbs down must be nature telling you that you aren't right for FML
ThatLovelyGeek 0
I think he means that nature is sending a sin that the marriage isn't meant to be?
dayve 0
how horrible....
WoAhAnNa123 0
im wondering how there wasnt an umbrella..
babbu18 0
awww that sux..... but congratulations:)
dayve 0
how horrible....
miserypoison 13
an event that you will never forget. wish you and your husband a great relationship and future.
GtheGringo 3
haha sorta like bridesmaids, except its mud not shit
OneBigMessUp 5
Haha, I love that film!
GtheGringo 3
awe you said film! are you british?
OneBigMessUp 5
yes i am british.. What did you mean by bridesmaids?
scrapmetal58 9
I'm Canadian and I say film... Also, Bridesmaids is the funniest film I've ever seen I think.
OneBigMessUp 5
Lol i know its sooooo funny!! The fat woman was the funniest tho :L And the part on the plane is hilarious
Rosalie_Haostn 0
BEST. FILM. EVER!!!!!! :D
OneBigMessUp 5
I agree #187 :)
Synapse_fml 0
holy shit... worst day ever
steveakafranxy 7
not really, the marriage is more important than the ceremony
that_is_Nathy 9
what brought you to thinking running on a slippery ground with a wedding dress was a good idea?
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
probably the same thought that brought her to walking through the rain with a wedding dress on and no umbrella
jdbest21 0
Did you even read the fml she ran because if she walked she'd be soaked. Also she probably didnt want to be late for her OWN wedding pay attentention before you comment on someone's fml
smashgrab 0
In a 'torrential downpour' there is usually a lot of wind blowing the rain around. She could have had an umbrella, and it wouldn't have done any good.
MhrxSpear0809 0
yeahh but how about you change at church the smart thing !
SpicyDuck 22
Change into what on your wedding day? not too smart.
karagarren 8
typically the bride goes to a room at the church to put on the gown and get ready... how many brides do you see taking a taxi to the wedding location in their dress
FMijnLeven 11
That sucks, your dress must be ruined. ;o
Mysanitywins 10
No way! ;o
Ugi 27
But it's not as if she's going to need it again! Congratulations anyway! Hope the rest of your day was wonderful. Your next task will be to learn to use photoshop!
geeksaresexy 18
If it had been on the way OUT of the church it wouldn't be a problem.. I'd take it as a sign though, he's clearly not the one :p
cimh 9
Why should it be a sign that he is not the right one? How many relationships break where the wedding day was just peachy perfect?
geeksaresexy 18
It was a joke...
cimh 9
You are not the only one saying that it was a sign! So consider it as a answer to all the others who didn't joke about it!