Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my cousin's wedding dress as she was getting ready. I don't own a dog and haven't since I was a kid. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML
Today, I wore new shoes to a wedding. Halfway through the ceremony, the left shoe started squeaking with every step. During the silent vows, I had to walk across the room sounding like an angry rubber duck while people turned to look at me. FML
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Top comments
EternalTime 7
I'm so sorry OP, seems like your dad needs to think before he goes mudslinging
Ambient25 25
Sorry about your dress OP, and the clumsy thought of your father. Make sure when the cake is served to "accidentally" drop yours on him.
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Comments (116)
Dthsapprntc 23
No one said he paid for it. OP could have paid for it herself, that does happen you know. Even though it is traditional for the bride's parents to pay for everything, that just isn't always the case.
Kamon97 23
What an oblivious ass...
uremystar 8
Wow. That's pretty awful. Hope it didn't stain and that your father at least apologize for his lack of common sense. :/
Wakachulak 22
If you make a joke and you're the only one who knows that, you have failed.
Enslaved 38
"It's a nice day for a white wedding" Hope the rest of your day went well without a hitch.
vrossie_ 15
Ahh that sucks
buckdharma 38
Well, mom probably warned you you'd feel dirty.
Rainhawk94 27
Awwhhhh yeaaaa
perdix 31
Perhaps he has a reason to object to you wearing a perfectly white dress, completely free from stain? This sounds highly symbolic.
yellowzinnias 20
The white dress actually has nothing to do with purity. In fact, until Queen Victoria made a white wedding dress popular, women simply married in whichever color they felt they looked best. It's generally the uneducated populations that assume there's some connection between a white dress and the question of virginity.
ihpp 22
I think I would have cried had my wedding dress got sprayed with mud. I do hope the rest of your big day went well, though.
traumamedic3 9
Like that dress wasn't going to get dirty tonight anyway.
klorehore 24
Considering the value of wedding dresses, I highly doubt that.
traumamedic3 9
Valid point.