Today, I discovered that I have dandruff, which I've never had before. I googled the possible reasons, some being depression and hormones. Not only have I not had sex for a year, but it's also the reason I have dandruff. And apparently I'm depressed. How sexy is that? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
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Top comments
ulicksam 0
What a drama queen! How about dry skin??
arnthegreat 0
Are you retarded? Dandruff typically comes from dry skin... people who wash their hair too much, or sweat to much. I've NEVER heard of it being depression based, and I'm 3rd year pre-med.
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Comments (101)
redtigerlily 5
Dandruff is common, stop trying to make it sound rare.
j_cat187 20
wtf
Gisela_fml 0
OR.....you just have dry skin. Buy moisturizing shampoo.
SillyAnonymous 0
Gotta love self-diagnosed depression. You're not depressed because you cut yourself, you're just an idiot who can't get laid because no one wants to deal with your attention-whoring "I cut myself" shit. OP, get some dandruff shampoo. Google can't tell you if you're depressed or have excess hormones better than a professional that can diagnose you one-on-one.
redark 0
#58 stfu
Sheilatakeabow 0
I doubt you believed it, but if you did I'd say it was more hypochondria than it was depression.
WHOAitsHayley 2
are you retarded? dry skin.
mks13 0
This is probably the dumbest and most pointless fml I have ever read.
TeenieAmerica 9
Wow, dramatic much? And "apparently" you're depressed? No, I'm pretty sure having dandruff doesn't magically mean that you're depressed.
summer_moon 0
You think you're depressed because google said that's why you have dandruff? Wow