Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even my wet dreams are about doing it solo. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
16 and a virgin. Not really sure what I'm missing, and I don't particularly care at the moment. Hahaha.
cmac86 24
I guess it sucks for me. I'm 23 and still a virgin (im a guy, btw)
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Comments (24)
FlickMyBean 0
If you can't get along without it, you'll never get it.
jim_witness 0
Really at a loss for words. There are other things in life. Festivals, drugs...horticulture. Do something.
retoxified 0
heroin is awesome, everyone should try it at least once.
ryguy997 0
no,#6, we shouldn't. it is a life destroying addictive poison. why would you want that?
skater4life0311 0
Its an experience. You don't get addicted until about the 5th time...
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
16 and a virgin. Not really sure what I'm missing, and I don't particularly care at the moment. Hahaha.
DoubleJG 0
So true.
omfg_whyGodwhy 0
#7, at 16 I see no reason why you shouldn't still be a virgin. I also totally agree with #5. Get a life, and maybe you'll get some sex on the side.
riax 9
No. maybe op just hasn't found someone special yet. not everyone believes in sleeping around.
24788 7
Lol, I know how you feel.
cmac86 24
I guess it sucks for me. I'm 23 and still a virgin (im a guy, btw)
Lozza111 0
good on you, there are lots of girls who like guys with morals, myself included
CarlosDanger 12
How is it immoral to not be a virgin?
mazur 10
Because it says in the bible to not have sex until marriage. People are out there losing their virginity at 15/16 and having sex with countless partners...when what the moral thing/what they should be doing is saving themselves for the person they marry. It's a beautiful thing but in today's world it's treated as if it's ok to have sex with a ton of people
girlnamedkris 0
Umm go get some, what are you doing on the computer??
dirtbiker97 0
WTF