Today, I discovered that I have dandruff, which I've never had before. I googled the possible reasons, some being depression and hormones. Not only have I not had sex for a year, but it's also the reason I have dandruff. And apparently I'm depressed. How sexy is that? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
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ulicksam 0
What a drama queen! How about dry skin??
arnthegreat 0
Are you retarded? Dandruff typically comes from dry skin... people who wash their hair too much, or sweat to much. I've NEVER heard of it being depression based, and I'm 3rd year pre-med.
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Comments (101)
iztherainbow 0
also dandruff can be caused by just using sulfate shampoo in your hair for a while just use some head and shoulders and you'll be good to go
SexyFlexiLexi 0
it's not only that it's could just be from a dry climate just use head and shoulders shampoo and conditioner and you'll be all good in no time :)
minatosexy 0
i have depression and i dont have dandruff did you look this up on wikipedia by any chance
Naanashakur 0
so you think not having sex and depression is the reason you have dandruff? did you ever consider your hygiene? lol
Gadomski87 2
No, just no.
repede 0
lol.. what's the big deal, I have dandruff. but I use head and shoulders.. I haven't seen a sign of dandruff since I started using head an shoulders, it's not that big of a deal
DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0
If you would have bothered to look at her profile, it does say that she thinks she has depression AND cuts herself. So you kind of look like an ignorant ass here.
cascott325 0
that what prostitutes are for
Kehaulani1994 0
it's called not washing ur hair well and having dry skin. WTF? ur stupid... "I guess I'm depressed" ... dumbass.
purple_sarah88 0
If you were really depressed you would know it, trust me! Don't patronise people like me who really suffer from this serious illness by saying "apparently I'm depressed" just because you have a bad hair day!