Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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Seti_fml 0
couldn't you turn down the job and just explain the situation to your boss?
cutebebe778 0
Ps- I accidentally spelled 'fiancée' wrong. Grammar Nazis be gone.
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Comments (73)
aback 5
Take a shit in a drawer.
Vitamin_C 0
FYL, definitely FYL...
DieterDerBlau 0
Honestly, don't screw his stuff up... Just smile widely at your ex every trip into the house. You don't want the claim for damages... THAT would be the salt in the wound.
pieofchrist 0
ouch. that's gotta sting, destroy all of his electronics. :) couple buckets of water should do it.
jailbot 7
Holy shit! Only 2 weeks? ****.
Vagrarian 2
Yeah, your ex is a ***** if she has someone else moving in two weeks after you left. I'd suggest just being a pro and doing the job, and then walking away and counting your blessings that you're free of that tramp.
zman0900 11
Shit in his couch! Take off a cushion, shit under it, then replace it. She'll think he shat himself every time he sits on the couch.
littlemisslee 0
wow. can someone say "Im a bitter bitch so I'm going to call my ex's work and make him move in my new boyfriend just to be a total ass...." I hate little girls like that...
Aniland 2
Sitcom writers come to FML to find episode ideas I bet. FYL indeed, I look forward to seeing it on the newest episode of Scrubs.
GravyIsYummy 0
Who cares who's living there now? You moved out of the house and it's over so you shouldn't act like anythings there. And your ex-girlfriend's house, not yours. I don't know why you said "my old house"...
deliapearl 0
at least she found someone else really quick!!