Today, I hooked up with a really great guy while I’m on a business trip. Would've been great, but found out he slept with someone else right after me, and stole my headphones. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ex slept with someone during a work trip and came back to break up with me. He spent the whole breakup making me think that the problem in the relationship was me. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML
Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
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Bogrbon 27
You really need to recalibrate your definition fo “a really great guy” if it includes someone who sleeps with multiple women on the same night and steals from you. Maybe you meant “an attractive guy with a good job” or “someone who seemed like a great guy,” but by all measures this guy is an asshole. Also, public service announcement: go get tested after someone like that.
Mylife 12
This is what happens if, you want to hook up with a person you never seen before.
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RichardPencil 32
You're not really a great judge of character, are you? I hope your company doesn't sustain losses because of your "business trip."
Mylife 12
This is what happens if, you want to hook up with a person you never seen before.
Bogrbon 27
You really need to recalibrate your definition fo “a really great guy” if it includes someone who sleeps with multiple women on the same night and steals from you. Maybe you meant “an attractive guy with a good job” or “someone who seemed like a great guy,” but by all measures this guy is an asshole. Also, public service announcement: go get tested after someone like that.
mskeptik 12
There is no reason to assume the aforementioned guy sleeps with multiple women on the same night or sleeps with women at all.
Lucky O'Guin 18
"He slept with someone else right after me" could certainly be construed as him having slept with more than one person in a night.
enginsteve 17
lolz "great guy"....
And1 12
How is he still a ‘really great guy’?
JackWood 21
Remember hookups always like to take a memento.
juggalo2 22
If you can't trust a business trip, one-off hookup for monogamy and honesty, who can you trust?
Yudith 28
The "cheating" is not that bad, the STD is slightly worse, but the headphones stealing? That means war!
diraven 15
Ok when you meet someone to hook up with on a business trip there's a 99% chance they're a prostitute
magnumpeyote66 6
wait....you expect loyalty out of a hook up? okay....