Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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Top comments
Seti_fml 0
couldn't you turn down the job and just explain the situation to your boss?
cutebebe778 0
Ps- I accidentally spelled 'fiancée' wrong. Grammar Nazis be gone.
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Comments (73)
lmfaowww 0
LMFAO.
TheOtherNewest1 6
#47 - ROFL. I mean, I disagree with you. But still, funny. Is #37 aware that Scrubs was canceled? As much as this sucks, your boss would probably allow you to get out of it...
InXTransition 1
Don't do it!
balanceMMX 0
what an epic opportunity to jack stuff up... open the back of a couch, throw a dead rat in, and sew it back up! they won't know what hit em...
iareBRENDEN 0
That sucks, is it just me or does this sound like it could be in a movie.
confabulatedgod 0
I'm way to lazy to read through all the comments, BUT, there is no way this is a coincidence. I'd **** that shit up all day.
BigDickGary 0
You could do the 'right' thing, and do your job to the best of your ability - or even let your boss know that you can't deal with it and try to be excused from the situation. Or you can use this golden opportunity presented to you to enact revenge. *shrugs*
Microsoftmouse 0
Hey man, just wanted to say Im sorry to hear that, that really sux
afallingstar 22
either she was cheating all along or the **** moves fast...either way you're better off
ofwglui 0
get rid of him