Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML
Today, when I was visiting my dad in the ICU, the nurse was trying to help him sit upright and his dick and balls plopped out of his hospital gown for everyone to see. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said, "Look! This place has cotton loincloths!" in front of my wedding party. FML
Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
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Top comments
Will09 0
....giggity
esines 9
Overreacting? I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want to see my dads droopy ball sac...
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Comments (123)
drkwlf 0
Well that's not fun.
smiley_chik17 0
OMFG lmfaoo that sucks but wow
some_random_dude 0
nudist ftw... op stop overreacting
x3CeCe 0
haha, Why was OP even staring down there
esines 9
Overreacting? I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want to see my dads droopy ball sac...
sentient 10
at least you had some warning
Will09 0
....giggity
Young_Sparta 0
win
ky_stone22 0
#7 ftw
lil_miz_liz09 0
giggity giggity
trulyinsane 0
all right!
wowfmlife 0
Ew, no one needs to see that
heavenandhell 0
yea i agree. What happends if someone knocks on the door, i mean do you run around getting dressed. This seems like a waste of time.
ChrisWasHere 0
Nudism sounds great, huh? Now the whole family can join. Cocks, ****, ******'s hanging' out everywhere. OP: I feel bad for you if your dad is old as ****. His dick is probably old and saggy now.
FML_FYL_YDI 0
So, #9, you a fan of incest?
ChrisWasHere 0
Well, obviously you have never heard of sarcasm, eh?
neonbluezzz10 0
well, now you know to listen to your brother.
M13LO 0
I agree with chris and all of you can have a family incest