Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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Top comments
Seti_fml 0
couldn't you turn down the job and just explain the situation to your boss?
cutebebe778 0
Ps- I accidentally spelled 'fiancée' wrong. Grammar Nazis be gone.
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Comments (73)
seroose 0
#9 is an idiot and the OP is a fag.. hahaha
alpacino_fml 0
fake women arnt smart enough to do this kinda thing
Calaura9 0
You should say things like, "oh put the couch away from the window because she likes to **** on it." Or things like, "Nope this table isn't going to give you the leverage you need to REALLY pile drive her, and she loves that!"
Shyman4ever 0
Hey atleast you get teh moneyz to get teh bitchez.
Jarlais 0
why would they hire your company, knowing that they could get you as a mover? that doesn't make sense... but anyways, blow up the trailer with his shit in it...
Scotticus117 11
hey #8. #1 put a period as hit post i'm pretty sure it 's hard to agree with just a period. it means nothing.
dj_walls2424 0
id be like, **** that.
Rude_Girl_Ska 0
sounds like shes doing it to get to you, especially as it's only been 2 weeks. she's a ho, you need to move on, scuse the pun lol
lettertjes 0
It sucks that she is moving in with someone so soon, but you don't really have to help him move in. Just explain the situation to your boss and he will probably put someone else on the job.
shyharmonybear 0
Ouch. That sucks. At least you get paid?