Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
If it's war she wants, it's war she gets. Popcorn launcher? Check. Friends to your left and right armed to the teeth with popcorn and/or condiments? Check. List of suggestive names to call her that are borderline offensive? Check. Feet ready to kick the seat at regular intervals? Check. Let the games begin.
rambles 0
wow! what assholes!!
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Comments (120)
quinnteh 0
Since you're in Australia (South Australia in fact) can't you just move to another seat? I was there for a year and the cinema's were always empty.
KillaKingPerrie 4
should have put your dick in her ear
13__Loki__13 1
You should have peed on the back of her giant head. Who's laughing now bitch?
gigi2009 0
your life sucks... quadruply.
fluropanda 0
Ugh what a bitch I hope you dumped your drink all over her or pelted her with popcorn!!!!!
lissasaywhaaa 0
You should have either; 1.) Heckled the movie, depending on genre - "Oh, don't open THAT door! You know he's RIGHT BEHIND THE DOOR!" and the like. Or 2.) Put your chin on the back of her seat and be as annoying as possible (smack gum, do a goose laugh, chew excessively, etc). :P
r_max 0
That's the kind of people you "accidently" spill your drinks on when walking past them.
pinkkloverr 0
open your cup, get up, pretend you tripped, spill your popcorn and soda all over them next time. :]
babygurl23 0
Dude just Move Your Freaken Seat
FerrariCake 2
four words for you, my friend: darkened theater, piano wire problem solved