Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
If it's war she wants, it's war she gets. Popcorn launcher? Check. Friends to your left and right armed to the teeth with popcorn and/or condiments? Check. List of suggestive names to call her that are borderline offensive? Check. Feet ready to kick the seat at regular intervals? Check. Let the games begin.
rambles 0
wow! what assholes!!
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Comments (120)
cfb 0
You should have started humping the chair.
LemonStarship 5
Start kicking the chair. See who's laughing then.
ehsvballchk22 0
hahaha sorry but that's hillarious!
skyeyez9 25
i say since you cant see the rest of the movie: gather your belongings, keys in hand. kuck her chair as hard as you can, spit in her hair (preferably chewing gum) and run like hell! watch the movie when it comes out on dvd
barnes88 0
slap the ever lovin CRAP out of her, right in the ear. she won't do that shit anymore but, you might not get to finish the movie but, thats beside the point.
FML_FYL_2009 0
Yeah.... she wouldn't think that was so funny when a birage of popcorn begins to fall from the sky. Or nacho cheese. Yes. Definitely go with the nacho cheese.
Lisa89 3
what inconsiderate idiots...
Poundingsand 0
I would have "accidentally" spilled my drink down her back.
skyeyez9 25
if that happens again: cup your hands and smack them hard on each ear of the bitch purposely blocking your view. It will rupture her eardrums. You can make a good getaway cause her shitbag bf will be distracted by gf screaming in pain.
schwinn11 0
Dude, that's when you pull out you iPhone, download an app called screecher, and play that high pitched shit right in her ear. Guaranteed-she gets up and moves!!!