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Mortifying

By whatashame - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:31

YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =

sarah8909 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI

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iPwn 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:08

Wow.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:11

#35 is right on.

Gray_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:21

Fyourmom'sLife

luigi23_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:22

ha ya #35's right

ajg_8 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:37

haha, I love #35

c_R_07 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:46

Today, I was laying on the couch and my daughter started touching my family jewels. I was felt up by my daughter. FML FHL

p89hg69 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:50

*YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =* i second this

Carribu 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:59

IA w/ EVERYONE. YDI because why the hell would you be patting your father's stomach.

KenMcGormick 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:06

this is sooooo going to be the Flop FML

dol567 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:13

What IS Flop FML??

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