Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said, "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML
Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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HaloR 0
Forever alone*
ant2590 6
She needs practice in talking dirty
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Comments (156)
EduJav321 24
... She is right though...
BreePallas 0
Um "someone"? That's a little sketchy.
IdaE 17
Somebody needs an phone sex acting lesson....
calivianya 29
Man, she's pitiful. If she didn't feel like playing along, she should have just said so in the first place. You need a better phone sex partner!
bresgirl17 0
Haha
Courtney_Sanders 6
I really don't understand the point of phone sex. Yeah, it can be pretty hot. But it always makes me want to see them and rip their clothes off. It's way too much of a tease for me!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your username is talking to a retard. I'm wondering, do you consider her retarded, or does she consider you to be retarded for getting so into phone sex? That is the question!
Nicolethebomb 0
Talking dirty over the phone to an uninterested woman(?) whom you aren't aquianted with is the fyl, not her response, OP...
kristena103 14
Ur face tells me it's cAlled phone sex
ikilledbarbie 0
I think he just sucks at phone sex if that "someone" wasn't feeling it