Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my aquatic snails banged my other aquatic snail til they both died. FML
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML
Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML
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Top comments
Komatose 0
Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...
ilikerainbows 0
i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.
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Comments (277)
iKaite 0
There is nothing other to say then... ew.
shepaintsmusic 6
that's not gross what's gross about interspecies erotica? yeah no that's narsty
shasui 3
that's just nasty op
the_boss_fml 0
wow WTF is wrong with you... fyl indeed
saa994 0
YDI for watching snail ****.
danyfuckinheatle 0
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU????!????!?
MidniteRainbow 0
what movie?
RunnerBack33 1
in soviet china, snail goes at it with you.
Mouldy666 0
nasty...
WTFjizzinmypantz 0
SNAIL ****
deepunder 17
Probably getting hard since they're going faster than u can dream of
JustCallMeCloud 0
You disgust me.
88bellydancer 0
haha you need a girl mate!
Nizzit 1
wat
frikkinhannah 0
Snail **** is still **** I guess... better than that guy who got hard eating a Big Mac. o_O
fyourlife11 0
ahahahahahahahahahhahahaaha Its not your fault man I get hard watching snails get dirty all the time!
22cute 17
Actually I've seen a movie with slug sex & it is amazingly beautiful and erotic. You should see octopus sex as well. Hot! Lol
CupidSparrow 0
That is the dumbest FML I've ever seen. Why would you even want to share that?
windfuelsfire 10
That is the dumbest FML comment I've ever seen. Why would you even want to share that?
WellThatSuckz 14
You should keep some things to your self,Snail lover >>
ilikerainbows 0
i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.
Komatose 0
Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...
dakins 0
omg lol.... prob the funniest comment on here