Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
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Pentium_4 27
i can picture all of this happening within 2 seconds
Beebow_fml 5
Your coworker sounds like a real pain in the ass, and the head.
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Pentium_4 27
i can picture all of this happening within 2 seconds
CareFace 16
Triple kill :D Co-workers got skills!
Fluhz 6
I can picture it in one... Lol.
AyeTee77 18
Were you then sprayed with a fire extinguisher?
You_Need_Soap 6
Fatality!
savfd645 7
I'm pretty sure it did happen that fast...lol this is funny
Pelreskovich 11
FINISH HIM! ..anyone? :D
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Yes, but imagine it in slow motion...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
@38 - surely it's more a HUMILIATION!!!
GoW_Chick 15
K.O.! Don't you just hope someone caught this on video so you can play it in slow motion, and watch it frame by frame.
jarednt39 5
"hey guys do you know how to post videos on Facebook " !
imepelepticsir 5
i imagine you had massive hops
lebronesque73091 12
I'd be so pissed if someone did that to me.
RrLSf19 0
Someone did that to my math teacher in Grade 11.. Good times..(painful too)
Buttsexpirate 9
Tri-Tri-Triple combo!
saIty 17
Surprise butt attack! Lamp to the head! Face Desk! It's super effective!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
8- Surprise buttsecks, you mean?
slushpup9696 12
8 - Oh wow, a guy who makes vague and out of context sexual jokes on the Internet! Wow, you're a unique and special snowflake, aren't you?
xerxesreign 0
74 - 8 was clearly not making a sexual joke. He was instead, making a reference to Pokemon. Just saying.
ChrisTheCalm 9
101- you got the wrong guy. Look at the tard with the brace on his neck. You know, I think that's really him. When you have tourettes you talk all kinda shit, maybe he had that comin'.
AceArctic 4
"I am unique, like a snowflake." Ok snowflake, you be unique. That is until you fall to the ground and become part of a great white conformist mass.
xerxesreign 0
121- but as you can see, as with most replies, you put the number of whom you are talking to/about at the start of your comment. 74's comment started with "8- ..." so I assumed that he/she was talking to 8.
Beebow_fml 5
Your coworker sounds like a real pain in the ass, and the head.
modulusoperandy 7
And the face.
teyyoshi 19
screw your coworker!!
wittygirl 8
You really should stop commenting or seriously learn English so your not word vomiting dumb crap.
thatKidzmOm 10
60 how was that word vomiting? I'm just curious And if you want to be mean, at least use correct ENGLISH! It's you're not your. Thank you!
maosquare 18
So says the person who uses "your" instead of "you're".
desireev 18
60- You are such a jackass! I'll bet it feels good to pick on someone who can't defend themselves! Don't it? You insensitive asshole! Get a life! If you're going to pick on someone, at least pick on someone who knows what to say back to you! English is his 2nd language. And he is desperately trying to learn it! So shut the **** up and GTFO!! Your username is wittygirl. There is NOTHING witty about you AT ALL!! You really should take an English class yourself. "You're"... Not "your"!! Dumbass!
TheDog6 24
What you do now is give them food that is made with ghost peppers. Then when they scream for water, give them a bottle of vinegar. When they try to throw up, make sure you give them a trash can that you cut the bottom out of. Might be taking it to far but come on, this would be funny.
periwinkle95 10
Dear lord 103 that is harsh! I think the vinegar part is what made me cringe haha
ohmandapants 17
Put super glue on his/her chair and then have fun watching their attempt to escape...
tygerarmy 35
Then spray the co-worker with a fire extinguisher!
Norsk_Emily 8
11- spraying them with a fire extinguisher could kill the person...
wittygirl 8
Considering their coworker put a tack on their ass and caused them pain a flame thrower being involved is the worst of the ideas I came up with. I thought contacting human resources and then sue the company, then the money you'd get from that could be used to purchase a flamethrower.
murdersquirrel 15
81 - I think I hate you.
ClassyCommando 13
I hate 81 too. **** you, future commenter!
StopDropNRoll 11
Now I feel the need to find comment 81 -_-
ClassyCommando 13
It's a reply to comment 13. Do you consider him worthy of this hate?
rocker_chick105 31
You've got talent, I could never do all of that!
ImInYourFACEbook 8
And they hit the landing! (Literally)
Airman1988 9
At least they didn't give you a pie smash/nut tap/bitch slap (if you watch Tosh.0 you will understand this reference.)
Pentium_4 27
Awesome episode!
renesmeebb 0
Great episode!!
juliushater 12
feel like playing squash ???
Pelreskovich 11
That was worth how many points on the office leaderboards?
tygerarmy 35
I find office pranks to be very tacky.
StalinsHeir 1
I see what you did there. Very sharp wit.
TheDog6 24
Read comment 6 #81 someone hates you.