JellitonOctopus
United States
Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Burlington, United States
What was in the box?
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Knock yourself out
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
CabbageFart92
Thanks, I hate it
Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten vegetables that stank like Satan's asshole. I have no idea who it's from or why they hate me so much. FML
TGIF
Oh shit
Today, I received a package labeled “Confidential.” Excited, I opened it in front of my coworkers, thinking it was a PR gift. It was the new toilet seat I'd mistakenly sent to my work address instead of my house. FML
Anonymous
Thanks UPSDHLFML
Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML
Anonymous
Chicopee, United States
Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML
ZeldaovaPeach
Brisbane, Australia
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
Denofthieves
Porch piracy
Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML
Kevin can't wait
Brest, France
What is happening right now?
Today, I got a notification from a delivery carrier that my package had been delivered. I opened the door to find a perfectly wrapped box with no address, no label, and a note inside saying, "You’ll know when it’s time." I still don’t know what it means. FML
Anonymous
The nerve!
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
Top comments
Rickilynn1 10
You have a secret admirer!
azad_fml 0
This is a "wtf" situation
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azad_fml 0
1st
Rickilynn1 10
You have a secret admirer!
BarDownDaily 12
Problem?
kyarush 10
Next you'll receive a skin sombrero.. Be afraid
Ozone1232 5
It puts the lotion on it's skin...
ohmygoditsnils 0
It's so obviously fake..
hellbilly205 17
Well someone has a good sense of humor.
zombiegold 23
Hide your kids hide your wife!
gojira666 7
Its gotta be from that indonesian smoking baby....
jellitonoctopus 19
26- or else it gets the hose again.
linstar 13
Annnnnnnd you better hide yo husbands too.
Turock27 7
Your comment made my day.
AceArctic 4
Toughened your nipples didn't it, OP?
Megan36 3
More like a stalker
bbodin33 7
...or else it get the hose again
marinus_fml 20
At least not blow up dolls.. That's embarrassing!
ClassyCommando 13
Imagine if it contained doll butts and cigarette heads! *horrified expression*
ComTlancy 12
Do you mean dolls that blow up?
5HT2A 5
12- lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that
cutiejessica5 3
I think they ment blow up sex dolls
Pentium_4 27
that would actually make my day, that's hilarious
TPSerigne 9
4 - Not all attention is good attention.
Pentium_4 27
Probably just a prank
katty2229 4
Hahaha it would make my day too!!
hizzlebox 0
NiMaybe in your opinion it would be hilarious but personally that would freak me out.
azad_fml 0
This is a "wtf" situation
fancyclown 9
I think capital letters are appropriate too.
5HT2A 5
Baban?
azad_fml 0
Huh?
periwinkle95 10
WTF?
5HT2A 5
5- There's only one Azad that I know of and his last name is Baban, thought it might be you. Lol guess not sorry for the confusion!
poprockz96 12
W.T.F.M.L.
Jewnut 0
I should do things like this to freak out my enemies
ThecomingofTan 9
Looks like someone sent you their Voodoo kit.
pinkcrayola 0
Voodoo really isn't about that...I wish people would stop giving the religion a bad rep. :/
Yourheadache 19
^ is someone having a bad day???? awwwwwweee kiss for you :*
TheDrudgeChild 4
62 - An element of Haitian Voudun is creating poppets (dolls) or fetishes (symbols) to invoke a purpose, good or bad. Surprise, the term "voodoo doll" came about for a reason. So yes, a part of it IS about that.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
I want kiss! Can I has kiss!?
saksxalmo 20
#65, but that's like saying that some Catholics believe in exorcism, so all Christians must believe that any mental problem is the result of a spirit possession... Or that some Americans are fat, therefore all Americans must be fat... It's not actually true. Also, that kind of Haitian voodoo is NOT the norm. In fact, you could say that Haitian voodoo and Louisiana voodoo/Hoodoo are completely separate religions... I mean, some practitioners of Haitian voodoo also basically kidnap people and turn them into zombies, to the point where turning people into a zombie through voodoo is illegal (considered murder) in Haiti.
Yourheadache 19
92- here :*
saksxalmo 20
#65- Oh, also (this is from Wikipedia, so you can interpret it however you like): "The practice of sticking pins in dolls has history in folk magic, but its exact origins are unclear. How it became known as a method of cursing an individual by some followers of what has come to be called New Orleans Voodoo, but more appropriately Hoodoo (folk magic), is unknown. This practice is not unique to Voodoo or Hoodoo, however, and has as much basis in magical devices such as the poppet and the nkisi or bocio of West and Central Africa. These are in fact power objects, what in Haiti is called pwen, rather than magical surrogates for an intended target of sorcery whether for boon or for bane. Such Voodoo dolls are not a feature of Haitian religion, although dolls intended for tourists may be found in the Iron Market in Port-au-Prince. The practice became closely associated with the Vodou religions in the public mind through the vehicle of horror movies and popular novels." So the whole voodoo doll thing doesn't sound very legitimate... do you have any sources to back up what you said? By the way, this is honest curiosity, I'm not trying to be mean. :) And I still found #8's comment funny, but #62 was technically right. :D
Yourheadache 19
#104 and #109, Im to lazy to read all that, you could just share a link... oo wait never mind.
HannahJoButtons 2
Nope
woosah 16
That's actually a bit terrifying...
Southpaw7391 3
Slightly, I'm hoping the OP called the police
marzipanimal 15
*Says sarcastically* that's not weird at all..
chubby_choco 17
And by 'a bit,' you mean, 'a whole ******* lot,' right?
DalPozzo13 10
Lock your doors and shut your blinds
ICATiger 13
His climbin' up yo windows. Snachin' yo people up.
ClassyCommando 13
He's climbin' in yo windows, he's snatchin' yo Barbies up!
ClassyCommando 13
Holy Shit! Look at that, great minds think alike.
wittygirl 8
hide your kids hide your wife and hide your husbands cuz they're rapin errbody out here
wave7891 0
Hide yo children hide yo wife...
jerseyboy732 16
return to shipper?
lexif96 0
To an unknown address? No.