Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
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Dswank620 18
It's even worse that his dad gave him the money instead of him using his own
MBSC 11
I'm sorry op. But maybe he's saving up to buy you something?
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Comments (113)
Marie314 17
*Insert (You mean ex boyfriend right?) comment*
mattrd_fml 31
More like F his dad's life.
Sir_drink_alot 20
There isn't any alcohol at Pizza Hut right? Just corrected a typo when I wrote pizza gut, was probably right the first time
i_luv_dogs 10
That's just really cheap of him. Getting 100 quid to take out OP for a nice dinner, but instead of doing that he decides to split the bill for a fast food place???
Qwermy 16
hold on. I sense that the dad might be a liar.
Flashman9000 9
He can do what he wants with the money.
LolCandy 27
This reminds me of a story (The First is the Worst) on NotAlwaysRomantic, and the author said dating that person was the worst year of her life. I'd discuss it with him OP, and if he is an asshat about it... he might not be worth it. If he denies it happened, I would try getting him and his father in the same room to talk about it.
marvalisa 8
Wow. What a selfish loser. Dump him now.
glamorous18 10
wait....you're telling me there's Pizza Hut in England???
lightburns 10
Yes, it's Taco Bell that we don't have. We have plenty of Pizza Huts, and their pizzas are awful. Much better options are Dominos for a take-away, or Pizza Express for a restaurant.
monnanon 14
puzza hut ia great where i live in the UK. on par with dominos at the very least
katie_xoxo3 16
He obviously doesn't deserve you