Today, my sister officially has no boundaries, as she just had her ass crack waxed and wanted me to check to see they got all the hair. I’m a guy by the way. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, my husband asked me to wax his ass crack for him. It might have been funny or maybe even a kinky experience a few years ago, but now I had to navigate the wax around his haemorrhoid, which did start bleeding. I don’t get why he even wanted a smooth crack at our age. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
EWWWWWW! Guy or not, no one should ever be looking at a relatives ass crack, even for an innocent reason like that!
mike3775 39
I seriously hope you said “no @#$&ing way” to her
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Comments (8)
MidnaLink 35
EWWWWWW! Guy or not, no one should ever be looking at a relatives ass crack, even for an innocent reason like that!
mike3775 39
I seriously hope you said “no @#$&ing way” to her
RichardPencil 32
Well, did they?
SirEnigM0nk 22
What the actual ****??
spinningrecords 14
Return the favor the next time you get your ass crack waxed
tiptoppc 21
Move to Rome. I heard it was up their alley at one time!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Whether you're a guy or a girl, that's totally weird and uncomfortable.
jlc82 14
but you have boundaries so stand on them and tell your sis that under NO circumstances are you going to inspect her ass crack for her