Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
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Top comments
Dswank620 18
It's even worse that his dad gave him the money instead of him using his own
MBSC 11
I'm sorry op. But maybe he's saving up to buy you something?
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Comments (113)
jrock9093 18
Sounds like a real stand up lad, maybe dump him for a loving person!
djinnyf 12
RUN. FAST.
sallyapples 6
What a cheap date!
Grimnirwher9 21
Time to lose him.
Welshguy 2
Dump him. He sounds selfish
livelobster123 14
If everyone followed FML's relationship advice, people would be splitting up their relationships over the stupidest ******* things. What OP's boyfriend did was a dick move, but not enough to warrant a breakup. Maybe he had a reason for pocketing the money?
Goblin182 27
Is this your first clue that he is a selfish asshole?
LissaMccracken 23
Well isn't he sweet? Hah
Doukas 3
that's ****** up. greedy selfish boyfriend who splits a bill for dinner.
Lehk 9
have you asked your boyfriend about it? don't assume he didn't have a good reason and don't assume his dad is being straight with you.
cthoma007 2
It's your fault because he's still your boyfriend. If he treats you like that now it'll be that way always.