Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML
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Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
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Nilorak 24
It isn't normal?
crazypplun1te 4
yeah his "mother"
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Comments (191)
sammyjo06 14
How regular are these conversations o.0? If they truly are all lengthy and regular, that is really, really weird. I suspect you're exaggerating, though.
famvd 15
Well, maybe him asking his mom once would be.. Tolerable. But hour long discussionS? More than once? Something's off there....
brandoneyez1 25
You had me up to penis. That's not normal. Talking about your junk to mom is weird.
brandoneyez1 25
Love it! I thought the same thing. Lol
James_S_L 1
i smell a threeeeeesome!
merik225 14
Norman Bates reference anyone?
syed121417 22
Well he's just really close with his mom. Sometimes I talk about my period to my dad for a while and he just kind of listens. A lot of people talk to their parents casually like it. I would appreciate it.
syed121417 22
But I must also say YDI. If he's that close with his mom then you probably really hurt him.
ahh_rats 15
That's hella awkward
102fuckyoulane 7
At least you addressed the issue before he took the extra step and asked you to marry him and still talked to his mom about his dick. Be happy that he is gone or try to explain that it is not normal for a grown man to talk to his mother about stuff like that. Its different if he was talking to his dad about something... down there. But him talking to his mom like that is not right.