Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
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Top comments
Nilorak 24
It isn't normal?
crazypplun1te 4
yeah his "mother"
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Comments (191)
iateapenguin 27
What kind of things were they saying? :O
DatWeirdoDoe 9
Im sorry OP. maybe your boyfriend has a really good relationship with his mom and was offended by your comment?
Talis99 26
I guess Leonard Hofstadter had a change of heart about his mother.
rogerover 19
Maybe if you took a greater interest in his penis then he wouldn't go to his Mom about it. Just really start obsessing over his penis health. It will be GREAT.
RyBugsMommy07 4
Is his name, by any chance, Norman Bates? And would his mother be Norma Bates?
Dinonick 15
That sounds alot like my twin brother....alot It gets creepy fast. REALLY CREEPY
CUrraNT 11
I hope it's not along the lines of 'talk about the first thing that pops up'!!! Unless it's medical it's definitely weird.
flowergirl75 16
Run.
ilove2lovemylove 10
You're dating the next Norman Bates
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Last name Bates...?