Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
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Top comments
iAutumn179 12
This is why you don't let your friends see your phone.
mpsteve137 15
At least you didn't try to get some weed from your gf
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Comments (115)
dansco 25
You're friend rules! That is a great number swap ;)
gizmo62_fml 1
don't make much sense to me
anonxa 4
You deserved it; you can't be on probation for nothing.
desireev 18
Jesus Christ, people! For all of you who keep saying "YDI for being on probation" and what not, STFU! Just because somebody gets in trouble doesn't mean that they deserve terrible things, or stupid things, to happen to them! The last I checked, not a single one of you, including myself, are perfect! Everybody gets in trouble! It doesn't mean that they deserve the stupid shit that happens to them!
Stupend0us 7
Yeah, but I'm sure the majority of the bad stuff we've gotten in trouble for wasn't bad enough to warrant a probation officer.
klovely22 13
56 & 71 - I wish I could like both your comments a million times. I just don't get how him being on probation has anything to do with it.
3Aboodii 16
oh my your hot :)
Tamz13 2
Not to mention you can get put on probation for the stupidest things, it's entirely up to the judge & what mood they're in that day. I had a friend on probation for "public intoxication". Because a cop with an attitude problem saw him passed out in the back seat of our car, where we had left him while we went back to find the rest of our group so we could leave. We got back to find officer asshole dragging him out of the back seat of the car & handcuffing him.
sportcrazychick4 7
I love you! Being put on probation for stealing street signs! Not that I have done it but my friend is on probation for that.
vero559 7
Wow. Lol that's funny
baconftw 9
This would make for a great movie, you're the main character OP!
callous 2
YDI for being a criminal.
KingCeltic77 18
Maybe he's not a criminal. It could just be a big misunderstanding. Ever think about that, dumbass?
Holydiving 3
I punched out my mom's boyfriend because he slapped her and i got charged with assault and put on probation. I must be a terrible person and deserve bad things to happen to me cause i'm on probation right? The ignorance is astounding
Fooberry 9
Oh God, 64, you are a TERRIBLE person. Jk, I commend you, good sir.
3Aboodii 16
you deserve a medal dear sir i would've gutted him if i were you!
nelsme2003 4
Good for you. Too bad you got in trouble. It's great to see a guy defending a lady.
klx125cross 9
Wow. I never let my friends touch my phone OP
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Honest mistake... but in any case, kill your friend.
owo_fml 9
But then he would be violating his probation!