Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
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Top comments
iAutumn179 12
This is why you don't let your friends see your phone.
mpsteve137 15
At least you didn't try to get some weed from your gf
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Comments (115)
awkward_gothlady 32
Also, just curious, how long had you been texting them both before you figured out they'd been swapped?
Kibaruto 33
Don't worry OP, your friend was trying to help you score with an officer! Or something like that..
xxenforcerxx 4
this is why you dont do anything stupid to need a probation officer, dumbass
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Only a problem if you sent your "girlfriend" a booty text.
jizzwold 21
What in gods name is a booty text?
Miss_Whipped 43
It's like a booty call, except through text.
ammerhammer 3
Fyl just fyl
JustDerpin 11
There's a button for that
ya_momma 4
Lol thats really funny.
jester1973 1
That's funny. But your fault for needing a probation officer in the first place.
KingCeltic77 18
Your probation officer cares about you aww.
KiddNYC1O 22
Would've been funnier if you said what #28 said lol.
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : When you're on probation you can't leave state let alone the country. The probation officer probably said "Can't wait to see you again" meaning he's going to have to see her again because he's leaving the country - a probation violation.
mrwipes 0
I might just be a idiot but I'm pretty sure that's why he asked for permission to leave the country.
Tamz13 2
You can go anywhere you like if your probation officer allows it. It's based off why you're on probation and what your behavior has been while on probation.
fat_snooki_lol 6
Sounds a bit made up.