Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
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Top comments
iAutumn179 12
This is why you don't let your friends see your phone.
mpsteve137 15
At least you didn't try to get some weed from your gf
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Comments (115)
raaawwwrrZ 8
That's actually really funny
Helloilike_lacro 8
What did you say to your probation officer?!
JJJJJakkkkeee 6
I kinda wanna know why you were going out of the country....
Yorih 19
Holiday maybe?
NeDaroft 5
Maybe you'll get put of probation work & possibly have some fun instead
missamerica95 0
You can text your probation officer about getting official permission to have a reprieve from your probation???
twinkiefeets 17
He never said he texted her and as a probation officer, we don't accept texts. You should NEVER give anyone on your caseload your personal number. Only work phone.
itsme1321 3
My BIL is a probation officer & his work phone IS a cell & his cases text him regularly to check in, confirm appointments, and ask when is a good time to talk. Just because YOU don't do it, doesn't mean that no probation officer in all the world doesn't ;)
Tamz13 2
35 is absolutely right. Where I live, I know a lot of probation officers whose main office consists of their car, a laptop, and a cell phone.
Jessj958 19
Agree with 35. When my boyfriend was on probation, his probation officer gave him a card that contained her office and cell numbers. If he couldn't contact her at the office she told him to call her cell.
windfuelsfire 10
Good ideas for a comedy movie
bondgirl69 5
At least you now know your probation officer is interested in you. So you can now do whatever you want. So take advantage of the situation.
kathii01 20
Not a good idea. Once his PO realizes the conversation was never meant for her but instead his girlfriend, that she is of no interest to him in that manner, and she made a fool out of herself thinking he liked her, she will come back with vengeance.
Cian_1 28
Op, for your sake, I hope your probation officer is hot. =P However, on the plus side, you may find the rules a lot more slack now!
awkward_gothlady 32
That's actually a pretty good prank, even if it is kind of mean...
thisguy45 2
Ive already heard of a story like this. Not accusing you of repose I'm just suspicious