madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
megalan 0
I agree
guyberryman 0
^ this
Sniper3000 0
lol never compliment a penis
breegee 0
hahahah ! first FML that made me laugh so hard LOL
victoria4161993 0
hahaha I wouldn't say a penis is prety they look like a deformed mushroom haha
Erik_Holmgren 0
lo mudda fukin l
97currie 0
don't talk, just touch! haha
anon45 6
this^ OP: are you 12?
imaginaryvoice 18
Pretty UGLY!
paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
chaos753159 4
yes because he probly spebt $100 for the preatty pink sparkles
MissDanish17 5
hahaha
confusedAsFuck 34
#2 which one you're talking about?
chevy_silverado 0
pretty? seriously?
naana1 0
u shoulda said I love it's big I know that and I'm only13(thAt doesennt mean I've done IT before)
redrovaa 0
WOW YOU'RE SO COOOOOOOOLLL!!!!!!!!! You're 13 and you've done IT!
hahaitsmattheau 0
she said she hasn't dine it be4
FallinngForYoux3 6
lolright. ^
InfamousRaider 15
But shes 22 and was pretending...
anon3345543211 12
Better than it being called "cute"
taintedtruffle 42
>//> I made that mistake before - in my defense I like dicks I think They are very cute
littlehowl 0
haha, well it could be worse... what if it wasnt pretty
wheatie 0
I'd still say it.. for giggles.(:
matt5217 4
would you?
PterodactylMan 23
Lol "Stay you ugly thing"
lovebug177 21
Very true!
_xxkitkatxx_ 0
.... O_O "It's beautifull, reminds me of my pony"
KittyCatsDance 3
A pony with two ball looking ears and a long looking face... Yeah that's right a pony... That wasn't funny I'll just shut up
Amama_fml 30
"Reminds me of a pony, I want to ride it to the ends of the galaxy!" Or something like that...
ShimmyPizza 0
That must have been awkward, but I see how you could do that. I totally would not know what to say either, so I'd probably end up saying something like that too XD FYL, definitely.
azn_pridee69 0
I LOLed ^
Luciens19 0
lmfao
NeverBAckDown_fml 0
orlfmao ahahha xD
PhoenixFiend 0
on rolling laughing floor my ass off?
himoonkey 8
yes it is and ur a
catatonicsleep 17
at least you picked a complimentary word....
penizulaface 0
why look at it?
mgodson07 0
what's up with all these stupid FMLs.. guys can have pretty penises for goodness sake..i tell my guy all the time dat his penis is pretty no effing big deal so what made this an FML, he broke up with you?? he told you yea its way prettier than you?? i mean what,...no fml here