Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
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iAutumn179 12
This is why you don't let your friends see your phone.
mpsteve137 15
At least you didn't try to get some weed from your gf
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Comments (115)
YouFailForLife 7
You better say thank you to your friend. That was a risky prank to pull with dire consequences but by god, you can now hook up with your probation officer out of the country and your girlfriend will be none the wiser.
3Aboodii 16
well at least you'll give ur probation officer a good probing ;)
phansmootchie 5
the fact that you have the option to have those two people swapped in your phone is kinda scary
theBadGuy37 9
You make no sense. All you have to do is change the name.
zero91 4
why does your friend able to swap numbers ?
rishkatr 3
Is the probation officer hot? Look on the bright side man!
mikesols 4
Burn!!!
SlayerElite 1
what about the fact that he would be cheating on his wife? dont listen to everyone who says hook-up with your PO, just fix the situation, then hit your friend in the face.
neurodoc 1
Wouldn't you be able to tell the difference between the two from their voice? (confused)
Mynameislinh 24
Maybe they were texting?
neurodoc 1
Texting a police officer who had the right to throw him back in jail is just rude...
roquette5710 8
That's terrible! Doesn't your "friend" know that could land you back in jail?
kitkattgirl 2
I hope your friend understands now how serious that prank could have been. Fortunately nothing horrible happened. FYL because this incident was out of your control.