Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
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iAutumn179 12
This is why you don't let your friends see your phone.
mpsteve137 15
At least you didn't try to get some weed from your gf
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Comments (115)
meso222 8
And to anyone saying ydi for being a criminal... You can have a probation officer for things as minor as someone Selling or giving you a stolen bike. You dont have to know it was stolen, all you need is a pissy judge and you are ******. Or a pissy cop to add a few charges, and its no longer a misdemeaner. Ive had both happen.
xNephilim 19
Seriously, people? "YDI for being on probation"? Really? I'm not gonna go into detail about how OP could be in there for stupid reasons, as many people have defended that point already. What I'm gonna say is that people make mistakes. My fiancé, who is a WONDERFUL man, the best partner I could ever hope for, is currently in a probation detention center for possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute. Yes, it was a stupid thing to do. Yes, he shouldn't have done it. But YES, he has changed since then. He'll have five years of probation for a crime he committed a year ago. A crime he committed as a teenager. It's ridiculous. He has changed. The fact that he made a stupid mistake doesn't warrant bad things to happen to him.
j3ebrules 13
I am sorry but this fml was deserved from the moment you needed a po
The_Hunger_Games 4
Haha lol loser
tappm98 22
is your probation officer hot?
kittenzZz 4
Your friend is really ****** up. It would've been funny if it was your girlfriend and your mom or someone that couldn't get you in trouble with the law...
GamerMom392 19
Well, you did SOMETHING to get yourself a probation officer in the first place, so I'd call this one a YDI.