Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
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sublime420 11
I'm sorry, but "finally propose" and "1 year relationship"?
FYLDeep 26
He should have got down on one knee when he said it. That would have been the best breakup of all time.
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Comments (166)
meanmachine511 0
at least he was thinking of your feelings before he broke up with you
pastillo719 0
I really hope this is my ex girlfriend i know its that time for her and her ****** boyfriend!
underguarded 20
you thought he was going to propose after a year? fyl
its_tuesday 6
that really does suck OP. but i do have to say you're an idiot if you thought he was gonna propose that soon. 1 year is definitely a bit soon.
deformedsurf 0
Op is from Alabama. Why does everyone think she didn't know her bf for an extended amount of time? Again I remind you she is from Alabama. Her bf is obviously her cousin. I'm sure they grew up together, probably took baths together when they were little.
SCBeauty1983 0
Ahahahaaa... WIN!
LoriBrooke 0
Fail. get a ******* clue. I'm from Alabama and from a small town at that and ppl never dated their cousins, sisters, brothers and so on. if you really believe people from Alabama are like that, go visit my old home town. guarantee you won't find incest bs. grow the **** up.
kassia_1011 21
It's a joke chill. It's like saying people from Texas do the same thing! Besides its not like you can say it never happens. It happens all over the world.
sweetdreams20 0
that's a short time to want a ring .... he ran while he could
Erindub 0
1 years waaaaaay too soon for a proposal. YDI
BadKitty13 28
He's a douche. You should have hit him over the head with the flowers. You are better off without him.
Hughmadd 0
This. How DARE he break up with someone? (Sarcasm)
RomanBeauty 0
finally propose? ummm we have a stage 5 clinger on our hands here. it's actually sweet that he was trying to be really nice about it.
Quiet_one 22
You got flowers?! Where did you find this guy? All I got after a year and a half was a phone call! (and to top he never returned the CD I let him borrow) Quit complaining and enjoy your flowers!
Quiet_one 22
It won't let me edit any more, but I wanted to add: I know it hurts, but on the bright side you got free candy and flowers out of it. That's got to count for something.