Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
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sublime420 11
I'm sorry, but "finally propose" and "1 year relationship"?
FYLDeep 26
He should have got down on one knee when he said it. That would have been the best breakup of all time.
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Comments (166)
fearfulsymmetry 1
"was going to FINALLY propose" are you kidding me? You've guys have been dating for ONE year, not five. I would have dumped you too if you were going to assume that a gesture like that would have meant marriage. and he could have done something worse. look at other FML's for reference. YDI, YDI.
fearfulsymmetry 1
*You, not you've, just in case someone calls me out on that :p
ImFreeFalling 0
Dumbass. One year does not mean he should propose. I mean, its nice that you wanna get married but... not after just one year of marriage. Sorry, but YDI.
sakura10190210 0
you thought "he was going to finally propose", after being in a relationship for one year? what a dumbass, YDI
ImFreeFalling 0
YDI! Seriously, if you thought after 1 year he'd propose, you really are a dumbass.
Justincolon22 15
omg that's horrible.
yourabitch2 0
Dear everyone, this is a fake story. I can't believe how rude some people can be. No wonder our society is complete trash.
sakura10190210 0
how do you know its fake; unless youre the one who wrote it. there are people out there who are actually like that. on a side note, it's youre not your
freespeech 0
he should have said he drop something and when u ask what he said you lol epic fail
didoca 0
breakup!? wow that's surprising! ... maybe, and this is far fetched, but it might have something to do with you being crazy and expected a proposal after being together for ONLY 1 year!!!! maybe *shrug
sallen0046 4
Finally? You've only been dating a year. You kind of deserve it for not noticing he was unhappy and expecting a proposal.