Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML
Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML
Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML
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Top comments
Becca_Bear_98 19
well it does supply more cushioning if she ever falls front forward . . .
xlord 27
Anyone in a loving relationship will tell you. It's all about the personalitits.
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Comments (76)
evalu8tor 12
Your mom's happy, your dad's happy, be happy for them rather than whining about getting over your mom's new look.
amoredeniro 21
So your mom got a boob job, your dad is happy but FYL? The world doesn't revolve around you.
daydreamer244 13
Hey, if that's what makes her happy then support her, but I can see how that'd take a little getting used to... good luck with that Op C:
KatyLarae 13
Breast wishes
silverstream20 20
Yeah I find the fact that you stared at then pretty creepy.
HotShot313 15
Are you pervert?
elcee1987 18
Uhh okay.
Bass_Predator 13
Chicken. Noodle. Soup.
Brandi_Faith 34
Yes it's her choice, but I find it really awkward when women get breast implants (especially a much bigger size) but never mention it. Are we all supposed to just pretend we don't notice that they've grown 3 cup sizes overnight? It's awkward when everyone ignores it and pretends nothing's different especially when it's family and when there is a big difference. :
StzaCrack666 18
father knows breast