Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
Today, I noticed that on the calendar in my boyfriend’s apartment, for every week of the months when I have my period are coloured in red and over them, in block capitals, he has written 'BEWARE'. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
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Top comments
Jackey 29
If he's not able to handle the fact you have a natural biological process, I'd guess he's not mature enough to be dating. If you can't handle the fact he knows you have a natural biological process, you need to learn to be kinder to yourself... because life can throw a lot harsher stuff than a mensural cycle at you.
acmariner99 25
Yes, its normal, but for those of you giving this gal a hard time, most women don’t like advertising their mensural cycles to someone they barely know. And I’m a guy.
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Jackey 29
If he's not able to handle the fact you have a natural biological process, I'd guess he's not mature enough to be dating. If you can't handle the fact he knows you have a natural biological process, you need to learn to be kinder to yourself... because life can throw a lot harsher stuff than a mensural cycle at you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Oh no! A normal thing is happening to you! What are you going to do? If he's grossed out by you having your period, you might want to stop dating 12-year-olds. And if you're both grossed out by the thought of having sex while you're on your period, then the lack of sex is on you. It's not like it'll kill you. Well, the chance is very slim, but whatever. Grab a couple of old towels, put them on your bed, and don't forget to use protection.
acmariner99 25
Yes, its normal, but for those of you giving this gal a hard time, most women don’t like advertising their mensural cycles to someone they barely know. And I’m a guy.
alycion 39
Laugh it off, change the subject. If things go well, it will be a funny memory later on down the road.
what 1
While yes this is a perfectly normal thing, the fact that you chose a message that read “ The floodgates are opening” is unfortunate/hilarious lol
BrotherPhil 35
Well, that will.have saved you some time on explanations.
themetropolitan 19
On the plus side, you get to know if he truly cares about you or just wants to get laid...
maiyapapaiya13 9
Who cares your a women in race it if he can’t respect that he isn’t worth your time especially if he makes you feel uncomfortable for being you