Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
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Top comments
Senseless_487 29
Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.
Doortje 30
Hopefully over time you'll grow up to look just like her, and then you'll be the MILF.
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Comments (63)
TBelle4Ever 15
I think OP's name might be Stacy.
TBelle4Ever 15
Did people not know the reference?
emilyjgraham 34
yes, it's just been said already
TBelle4Ever 15
Just now saw it, oops
ruabadfishtoo 0
they do, it's just another person beat ya to it
wildsweetchild 19
I actually think OP is a bit overreacting. Three years is quite the time...maybe he called her mom milf without meaning it literally, basically his way of saying she's good looking...just an idea.. Plus apple doesn't fall too far from a tree, and I think he knows it ;)
DjeePee 25
I actually think your reading comprehension is bad. I'll put it simple: OP has a boyfriend who wants to **** OP's mom. Got it now?
wildsweetchild 19
24- just because my opinion differs from yours, it doesn't mean my reading comprehension is bad. I get it alright, no need to be an ass about it.
make_me_smile 4
I know this will sound stupid, but what does MLIF stand for?
TBelle4Ever 15
20, it means... Mom I'd Like to F***
trqskq 14
MILF = Mother I'd Like to ****.
ManInTheMachine 20
No no no, they asked what 'MLIF' stands for, not MILF! Here you go: Major Lesbian Incest Fetish You're ******* welcome.
trqskq 14
Unless your mother is Mrs Robinson, I don't see your boyfriend getting very far with her.
Enslaved 38
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Enslaved 38
He's a reverse pedophile? I've heard of guys dating women to get closer to their teenage children.
Senseless_487 29
Actually, guys or girls who go for older women are called gerontophiles. You may have to check my spelling on that one.
GypsyRover 0
There's a very special circle in hell reserved for people who pray on kids!
DarkRemorse 1
Prey
toooldforthis 19
That's just gross. I guess everyone has their preference but you won't see me chasing old man wrinkly dick!
StephLovesYouuxo 1
What an ass. He doesn't deserve you. Dump him.
patrickalamo 48
Because then your mom would have it going on.
MisterEx 28
Three years? What is he a s-nail?
Rodders_SOTC 1
Three years? Guys a playa...
geod69 8
If you want us to make sure who the fairest is post pic