Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
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Senseless_487 29
Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.
Doortje 30
Hopefully over time you'll grow up to look just like her, and then you'll be the MILF.
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Comments (63)
thiscrazything 1
OP's boyfriend.
sillyyanks 24
Apparently he has the mental age of a 15 year old!
tabbycat2007 22
She's all that he wants. He's waited for so long...
ForeverAloneGal 23
That's awful... How is your Mum?
gc327072 31
I would like to think so, bug since op is in Sweden it would be more like Stacēasdhgdegrevrd.
Feverrotes 15
Stacy can't you see? You're just not the girl for him.
gracehi 33
I know it might be wrong, but he's in love with OP's mom.
expertsmilee 26
So call me maybe
Snazzy_Snaz 17
OP's mom has got it going on. OP's mom has got it going on
cosmosis 12
50- wrong song ******.