Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
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Top comments
Senseless_487 29
Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.
Doortje 30
Hopefully over time you'll grow up to look just like her, and then you'll be the MILF.
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Comments (63)
botanistjessica 24
You could've at least quoted something better
1dvs_bstd 41
Meg Griffin, is that you?! o.O
SSx0x25 0
what a pig ! dump him
cool987654321 0
What does milf mean?
msmeg1921 12
So hope you dumped his ass!
ShadowLimelight 2
Is your name Stacy
Doubledimp 23
Is your name Stacy? Bc that would explain it all.
drctc 2
1) insert Stacy joke here 2) MILF can spell FML...
DusktheKat 12
what is a MILF?
crystalxa 35
he's sick. hope he doesn't get her!