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Today, my husband rolls his eyes at me 90% of the time when I ask for a kiss. I think divorce is not too far off. FML
Today, my husband rolls his eyes at me 90% of the time when I ask for a kiss. I think divorce is not too far off. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, as usual, 90% of my interactions with my wife consist of her angrily ranting and complaining about things I can't control, like the weather, traffic, her son's dad, her insurance, etc. She never initiates any sort of affection and doesn't care about my needs, then wonders why I'm so depressed. FML
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I realized that if I run out of cigarettes my husband wants nothing to do with me, and when he hits me during a mental breakdown it's all my fault cause I had it coming. He's 40 and acts like this. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML
Today, instead of being an adult, my husband was more hysterical than my daughter during a hissy fit. It makes me want to divorce him. FML
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Top comments
OrySoma 11
either way who wants to be with someone who dosnt want to show them affection
tounces7 28
Perhaps there's more to this. I never wanted to kiss my ex-wife because of how critical she was of everything, including how I kissed.
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Comments (5)
ghostinflames 13
Is he wanting to kiss someone else instead?
OrySoma 11
either way who wants to be with someone who dosnt want to show them affection
RichardPencil 32
Is the other 10% the days you brush your teeth?
xGod305x 2
lawl
tounces7 28
Perhaps there's more to this. I never wanted to kiss my ex-wife because of how critical she was of everything, including how I kissed.
Malachi Malachi 4
seems the love and affection is gone . yea divorce is in the making. see if you can't talk to him let him know what your feeling and how hurts and how you feel the love and affection is gone. that you love him and want it to work. if it doesn't change.. or he makes excuses or doesn't acknowledge it then yea. go find your happy place and someone who will never stop showing love and affection and give you more than you could ever want. be safe God blessing. and good luck you GOT THIS.