Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML
Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML
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Top comments
saurik 0
well that's depressing...
windfuelsfire 10
Exercise and orgasms>antidepressants in a lot of cases
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Comments (255)
CuteDumBlonde64 11
you porr thing:( i dont even know what to say....
hannahcorrine 0
Sorry op. :(
Wheredidgrungego 12
Without the almighty climax, life has no meaning :( I'm terribly sorry OP.
Skittlepickle 13
****** IS the antidepressant
phatdaddy62 23
Skittles, you're 13. What do you really know about it?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
111, Being 13 doesn't mean you can't **********.
Shrike 24
pretty sure 111 meant what would she know about depression. clinical depression, not the stupid shit like "ohh my mommy didnt buy me a new iPhone after I broke it when I set it to vibrate in my vag" that all these dumb kids put on their profiles
DocBastard 40
Phatdaddy and Shrike, take a second to look around after you dismount from your high horse and realise that teenagers around the world commit suicide daily because of...can you guess? Wait for it...that's right, DEPRESSION! Phatdaddy, I know it's been a long time since you were a teen, but they go through all kinds of shit, and they are sexually active much earlier than in the 70's when you were that age.
pulkit10 3
This^. Orgams are the best anti-depressants anyway
FlashBurn 13
If you're a guy you'll be popular with the ladies. Mr. Jolly Rancher!
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
**** pills. I smoke that sweet, sweet cheeba when i'm depressed ;D Works everytime(:
kaikai234 4
It's the number 1 side effect. Don't people read about what they are taking anymore.
perdix 31
Buy a vibrator and find a dirty, old man with a perverted imagination. You'll be coming hard no matter how zombie-fied the meds make you.
Petunia888 13
Perdix, are you advertising yourself? Lol, jk. OP, sorry to hear about that. I have a few conspiracy theories about doctors and meds, but I'll keep those in my brain to avoid disputes. =) Along with your meds, you should eat healthy and exercise. Of course, that's my advice to anyone, no matter what. =)
perdix 31
Well, I don't sell vibrators, if that's what you mean ;)
Freeze_fml 17
Seek the meaning of life. It won't help you much when you discover it's to reproduce.