Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML
Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML
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Top comments
saurik 0
well that's depressing...
windfuelsfire 10
Exercise and orgasms>antidepressants in a lot of cases
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Comments (255)
chickenpie90 16
Awwww
lxrome 0
Get off them. So u can get off 2
gpd_deputy_1 6
Wow. Now I'm depressed for you. That's just all-around depressing. I guess that little problem never popped up during the clinical trial.
pongdadong 6
Sertraline will do the same thing! Just stop taking it and ask to try something else
283leis 8
Do cares that you can't ******? It's just sex.
Shadow_Phantom 26
You've never had one, have you?
luke50644 0
Instead of taking those antidepressants, just start drinking heavily on a regular basis.
Gwyddone 29
Ehh, really FYL... I had a girlfriend before, who was taking antidepressants and had anorgasmia from them... It was one hell to give an ****** to her, not impossible, but still... change medications. It will probably work.
Mifflicious 18
Didn't you read the leaflet before stuffing your mouth with pills some wannabe doctor gave you? Most depression medicines do that to you.
ktinalubzu 1
You must be taking a Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor (SSRI) anti-depressant.. Thats a know side effect, do NOT stop the meds abruptly. You must taper off of them or you'll develop other unwanted side effects. Inform your doctor and ask about other anti-depressant options. -RN.
Rvah07 0
That's not cool dude!!! Actually it's more than cool, it's cold and just shows how much of a Jackass you are.