Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML
Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML
Today, I'm horny all the time, but my endurance in the sack is horrible. Why me? FML
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
Today, since splitting up with my girlfriend, I’ve watched so much porn I think I’ve given myself a friction burn on my clit, so now not only does it hurt to even walk normally, it’s way too painful to masturbate, so I’m now horny all the frigging time. FML
Today, four months into a deep depression, I now have a new involuntary reaction to being sad and angry. I constantly have an erection when I'm feeling really down or pissed off, even when I cry. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML
Today, for the first time in 8 months, I got laid and it was amazing. Unfortunately, it's kicked my latent sex drive into hyperdrive. Best part? No idea when I might have sex again, so apparently I just have to live with being ragingly horny for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, I'm horny as hell, but I'm such a germaphobe that I don't want to be touched by anyone else, and now, after looking in the mirror and seeing how disgusting I look, I can't even touch myself, not with a vibrator, my hand or a 10-foot pole. FML
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Chazzster 32
OP, Speak to your prescribing doctor about this. There might be another medication that would work with less side effects. Or perhaps you can adjust when you take the medication so it’s at the lowest level in your body before you try to find “satisfaction”. I had a similar problem when I first started Celexa, an antidepressant. I understand the frustration you speak of. I found that by adjusting the time of day when I took the medication so it was at it lowest before planned sexual activity that solved most of my problem. Your body will be at its lowest level of the medication just before you take your dose. It builds up and then it ramps down in your bloodstream.
Fata Morgana 1029 9
Time to call the doc. There's GOT to be another medication that'll work without this particular side effect. Constantly being frustrated isn't good for mental health, either.
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RichardPencil 32
Why don't you try some Sexual Healing? I'm sure some nice people at the gym will be happy to help.
Chazzster 32
OP, Speak to your prescribing doctor about this. There might be another medication that would work with less side effects. Or perhaps you can adjust when you take the medication so it’s at the lowest level in your body before you try to find “satisfaction”. I had a similar problem when I first started Celexa, an antidepressant. I understand the frustration you speak of. I found that by adjusting the time of day when I took the medication so it was at it lowest before planned sexual activity that solved most of my problem. Your body will be at its lowest level of the medication just before you take your dose. It builds up and then it ramps down in your bloodstream.
Fata Morgana 1029 9
Time to call the doc. There's GOT to be another medication that'll work without this particular side effect. Constantly being frustrated isn't good for mental health, either.
Charlie Given 28
go to your local weed store or look online and get some of the special lubricants that are made just for that