Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML
Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML
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Top comments
saurik 0
well that's depressing...
windfuelsfire 10
Exercise and orgasms>antidepressants in a lot of cases
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iamaleccarlson 0
Haha
maui3 0
Maybe you should try and figure out what is making you depressed and fix that. Then you won't have to take something that the side effects make you depressed, ya know what I'm saying?
JayElleBee 15
It's not that simple. Depression can also be caused by chemical imbalances in the brain, which incidentally can require medication to fix. It's not just a case of positive thinking.
briaa23 4
your lifes sux dude. i'd be pissed if i couldn't have an orgasim
WhitneyRuinous 6
But, I all honesty, I had postpartum depression after having my daughter. I was sitting at home and feeling sorry for myself a lot. The best thing I did for myself was to get up and start doing things. I invited people over, I started working out again, I cleaned around the house, just to keep my mind off of feeling sorry for myself. Now, I'm doing a lot better, and I have no need to take any depression medications.
WhitneyRuinous 6
iPhone fail, it was supposed to go in a different box.
shinicat 11
You should definitely talk to your doctor about it, there are a lot of different anti-depressants and there'll be something out there that can help you. I had this problem with the first pills I was on, it can be incredibly infuriating and it's the kind of side effect you shouldn't have to put up with. Best of luck with your issues :)
WhitneyRuinous 6
**** that. Ha, pun.
icic6772 0
PWND!!!!!!!!!
Mxpxdude189 0
stop taking drugs and start eating right
sophyy_fml 0
Go on a different type there's lots out there. Hope things get better :)
TheFlyingMan 8
Wow. ******'s are fun! Yay! Sorry about your inability.
marpay 11
It will make peanut butter ice cream or Popsicles.