Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML
Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML
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Top comments
saurik 0
well that's depressing...
windfuelsfire 10
Exercise and orgasms>antidepressants in a lot of cases
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Comments (255)
BloodyMary666 24
That´s a well known side effect. Didn´t ur doctor tell u about that?
BelleMorte1986 2
Im in the same boat...gotta love Zoloft :-/.
phatdaddy62 23
I just love all these teenaged Internet doctors posting medical advice on here.
juturnaamo 29
Lol I'm always amazed at how much more people with nothing past high school know than actual psychiatrists. Just heard someone say PTSD is fake the other day. ADHD too. I just need to stop eating fruit loops.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Well... I liked the peanut butter part
Igor_g5 0
So don't take anti-depressants.
visage 0
Celexa used to do that to me. Drive was thru the roof, but finishing rarely happened!
shrdlu 28
TALK TO YOUR PSYCHIATRIST ABOUT THIS! He/she has probably dealt with this before. The exact same thing happened to me for a while but things did get back to normal. (Either a change of meds or just waiting a few weeks for my body to get used to them, I forget which.) Been there myself.
BlueCloud361 2
I had the same problem with citalopram - it also made me sleep 14 hours a day and did very little to help with the depression. I was kind of disillusioned with the whole antidepressants thing so I just came off them without trying anything else. It was a tough few months but I'm fine now. Keep your chin up, it'll be alright :)
Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0
Sucks to suck. I love my orgasms.
jcskh12 2
I can't ****** at all.... A lot of girls can't. It's not that bad.