Today, when my baby girl was born, my husband insisted we name her “Michelle” Michelle is the name of his coworker, who he potentially has a crush on. He insists that Michelle is strictly professional and he’d divorce me if I didn’t follow through with the name. Michelle is our new daughter’s name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
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Sonotsuave 37
Um, what? Why are you dealing with this behavior. Divorce this man.
Hangryko 32
Divorce him and change her name. Also, file for sole custody; the fact he wants to name his child after a potential crush is incredibly creepy.
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Sonotsuave 37
Um, what? Why are you dealing with this behavior. Divorce this man.
Hangryko 32
Divorce him and change her name. Also, file for sole custody; the fact he wants to name his child after a potential crush is incredibly creepy.
FluffythePink 23
That's a really shitty thing to do to someone who's just given birth. You need to recover and then take a stand. If he wants to divorce you over this then you've found your hill. I'm sorry 🫂
BB_Skylar 22
what is the history here? so you have had talks with him in the past and they have been suspicious in the past? hell no. he could be doing this just to impress this other woman. his perfect 2 birds one stone scenario, only it's not gonna work. you're better than that
Brightside86 31
There are plenty of other Michelles. Maybe he's naming her to honor Michelle Obama, and he's just a strong advocate for strong black women.
dd 2
Change her name immediately!