Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
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Top comments
20bricks 28
Seems like he wasn't exactly on cue.
obnum 19
What a sore loser >_> Hope you're okay OP :( that sounds painful.
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Comments (78)
Cortezthe1st 23
If you're pregnant, then be happy you didn't get hit in the belly.
commanderstiff 19
Why should she be grateful? He shouldn't have swung his pool stick in the first place.
Attacksloth 33
I don't think it's possible to give this an optimistic spin.
Evil20071 20
#13: The fact that a woman was hit period, regardless of where, how, or why should piss you off, not just leave you saying, "Oh well it could be worse." OP: Hope you're ok, and congrats on both the win and the little one.
valdur444 2
What the hell? Not related to the OP at all but there are people out there, both male and female, who absolutely deserve to get hit, or worse. And being weaker does not give you an excuse to attack anyone and expect no retaliation.
beastseclipse 9
I think you're totally missing the point. They're saying that she got hit, and that's a fact you can't change. Of course it sucks, but if the guy wasn't intending on hitting her face and it all happened by chance, then she is at least lucky it didn't hit her stomach. I'm pretty sure most pregnant mothers would pick a strike to the face over the stomach any day. Despite how it shouldn't have happened at all, it did happen, and could have been a lot worse than it ended up being.
Hash13 13
Hope he let you take a free swing at him ... With a pool stick. Take care OP.
gracehi 33
I'd say this is why women live longer, but in this case it was the woman who suffered the consequences of men's dumb assery. *Sigh* As usual.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Sounds like his aim is all kinds of off
sharkgirl4 23
And then they kicked his ass for being a dick, right?
fmlsams 27
Clearly his aim reflects his game...
alex_gen 39
+1 for you xD
olpally 33
I hope he got kicked out. Win with class, lose with class. What a jackass!
dubleduke 11
I blame the ass hole friend
iwadasn 33
Plenty of people get mocked and have the self-control not to assault anyone. He has no one to blame but himself.
Bubblez2009 15
I hope u r okay.... Ask that guy to have his act together
katydid91 31
I wouldn't be asking someone who threw a pool stick at me to do anything. I would however be asking to talk to the police.
Lars93 18
luckily it was your face and not your stomach.