Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
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Top comments
20bricks 28
Seems like he wasn't exactly on cue.
obnum 19
What a sore loser >_> Hope you're okay OP :( that sounds painful.
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Comments (78)
amanda182 19
Sore losers are the worst
Dick_diamond 22
Pow!! Right in the kisser!!
sereapp 3
At least he didn't hit you in the stomach that's a plus
ViviMage 40
Sue for assault and battery!
CoolCookie210 22
Just imagine that poor guy: "today, I accidentally hit a heavily pregnant woman in the face with a pool stick. FML"
usernamelost 13
I broke my nose this way only I wasn't pregnant at the time. I hope you are okay OP!
erawesome 5
Ooh, rough. I hope you weren't the only one walking out with a black eye. Good luck to your SO, he's going to be getting some dirty looks until whatever mark you may have goes away.
KrazyDoc0701 4
Did someone beat his head in? I would have if I was there.
Shmatterhorn 38
That was dirty pool! Hope you get better, OP.
commanderstiff 19
Even though his friends probably shouldn't have been mocking him, swinging a pool stick at them was completely uncalled for and immature.