Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a dinner with my dad's girlfriend's family. I met this guy who I found kind of cute and tried to talk to him a couple times. To avoid talking to me he started playing his PSP. I could see the screen perfectly and the PSP was clearly off. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Well, on the plus point at least you know how to make him do whatever you want now. Just buy him a game, then let him play when he is good.. and take it away from him when he is bad, disobeys you, or if he fails to pleasure you. ;-)
caseyxoxo 0
So, did they buy him a new video game?
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Comments (59)
_HeadShot_ 0
im more mature than tht.... and I'm a freshman... in high school
Cyosaric 0
I'm a Freshman. But I dnt tlk lyl dis.
TheOtherNewest1 6
It's "lyk." You misspelled the misspelling. :-P.
MysteryGuitarMan 32
I hope he is beggin' for call of duty blackops haha , no i dont know how old he is , if he is like 16/17 than oke, its a little bit weird but hey, you want the game, but if he is like 20 then its more like ''buy that game for yourself you son of a mother duck!''
Amber_the_Great 0
oo funny
biass 0
MysterGuitarMan, please raise creativity level of post on FML. It's a dog eat dog world on this forum... Also when it come to a choice between girl and game, girl wins for anyone 15 and up ( I hope). Black Ops is still a cool game though.
_Vamp_ 9
Glad to see we have such a creative person on FML. I enjoy every one of your videos man.
Pikminfan1996v 0
Hi MGM :3. I like your music. You and RWJ should do a music of some type. :D Your awesome!
landland 0
lol it's not okay anyway if ur begging or ur knees....for a game.maybe if you were 5...other than that, you should play less games
kaycoo 0
My ex fiance had been living with me for six months we couldn afford xbox live so he begged his mom to pay for it when she wouldnt do it he called off the wedding and moved out he said if he had to choose he chose xbox live So OP at least you found out before you wasted any time on him
joshsgirlfriendd 0
WOW
Xavi89 0
yeah what's your point? video games are cool.
kaycoo 0
Oh and were both 23 yrs old by the way so OP you could have it way worse
kaycoo 0
Please mommie if you dont buy me halo how can i jerk to Cortana please
Juneyah1017 9
he probably wants to play with shurrikens in the new game naruto. lmao!
zombehunter 2
34, that's epic lol
EvilDave 13
WTF? Begging on his hands and knees, in public, for a video games? What has happened to people, men, and boys in this age? OP, I can only hope you did him and the world a favor and snapped his neck.
andmakemebad 0
your boyfriends pimpin'