Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a dinner with my dad's girlfriend's family. I met this guy who I found kind of cute and tried to talk to him a couple times. To avoid talking to me he started playing his PSP. I could see the screen perfectly and the PSP was clearly off. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Well, on the plus point at least you know how to make him do whatever you want now. Just buy him a game, then let him play when he is good.. and take it away from him when he is bad, disobeys you, or if he fails to pleasure you. ;-)
caseyxoxo 0
So, did they buy him a new video game?
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Comments (59)
Hopersz 0
Wtf how old is he lol. Looks like its time to look for a new bf lol
joshsgirlfriendd 0
Hey hey now, what video game was it? he might have had a good reason.
gtrgdss 0
just imagine what he would do to beg YOU. lol
far_east 6
hey its almost that time of year, the games that every man loves is soon on the shelves and a few came out already so.. understandable. but i would wait till the next day or sth
JES006 0
Well if you where in a store that sells video games and he was willing to do something so emberising in front of you, you are probably a ugly fat chick.
bombtastic 10
aww, did the baby get turned down by a hot chick that plays video games? get real, moron. most girls that play games aren't even ugly, so hush. the dudes just a straight up immature dumbass, don't try and throw it on her.
rent_hearts_love 0
wow......why doesn't he get a job?
ironballs16 0
I'm not sure if this is really an FMyLife situation... it sounds more like you dodged a bullet by seeing that behavior that early.
sk8erd 15
ha that'd be funny to watch
innocentcharlie 0
lol as i was reading this. I thought he would ask his parent to buy him a diamod ring to propose to you. A video game? Hahaha you life sucks
noparlpf 13
And what's wrong with that?