Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
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xXLenaXx 0
Knee him in the balls, and watch the action happen. :)
savemypandabear 0
that might have made you both sitting there with his hand on your boob suddenly less meaningful and moreso aaaaaaawkward. the only thing he'd get from me is a 'goodbye' and he can 'get some' fist to the face XD
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Comments (142)
WtfLoser 13
Psh. While he has his hands on his balls, suffering in pain and screaming, you walk away slowly :) Job done. < 3 OP - chin up , there's better out there
Mer1986 0
Op that's deserving of a good, hard slap ( kinda like a golf swing..you gotta put your hips into it ;-P)
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
haha. now go **** his brother
montano 0
lying bitch
Kerryyy 0
does rubbing boobs feel good for the guy? my bf does it and it doesn't feel good for me :/
Bree757 0
at least he didn't ask u to have sex AFTER he broke up wit u lol
TheRightPerson 0
The real question is did you give him action?
moonrunner 0
I wood rub ur boobs n nt break up with u
hadabaddayxoxo 0
what a prick. be careful who you go far with. make sure there's an actual relationship with commitment and trust, not just a boyfriend
abcpaula 0
ydi for moving too fast in the relationship