Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
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Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
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xXLenaXx 0
Knee him in the balls, and watch the action happen. :)
savemypandabear 0
that might have made you both sitting there with his hand on your boob suddenly less meaningful and moreso aaaaaaawkward. the only thing he'd get from me is a 'goodbye' and he can 'get some' fist to the face XD
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Comments (142)
Stevefett 0
Well you are probably a bitch who happens to have nice boobs. He might as well get some fun out of those bad boys.
Franco24 0
who the hell calls **** "bad boys"? if anything bad boys would be balls.
furburger 0
31 - How is getting to second base with your grade school girlfriend "acting like a bad ass"? All your comments wreak of fail.
Intoxicunt 6
Actually, I'm pretty sure using someone and telling them you're using them like a cold-hearted insensitive 'player' is acting like a bad ass. You know, acting as though one has no feelings and just takes what they want. -_-
furburger 0
I translate bad ass to be someone that uses physical violence and intimidation to get what they want. Neither of those aspects exist here. He may be a prick, but not a bad ass.
perdix 31
It's taken a month to get to first base? No wonder he's leaving. A ******* will keep him around for a while, and if you **** him, you'll probably be able to keep him as long as you want.
silentfilmstar 0
well that sucks but it could be worse, he could have not said anything then slept with u and dumped u.
tincans 0
Meh, at least he was honest? ; FYL, Op.
sheribb 5
what a little ****** seriously find someone better
surferboy0326 0
love how ur name is nowsingle
rawrineedcandy 0
say **** you and go **** some **** ass hole
JokeMeister 0
Offer him some poontang and then when he's ready kick him in the nuts, then go slap his mom. Simple.
soccerlover1234 0
#2!!! ;)