MissArizona
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Make it so
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0
well then you better address him as such.
pinkerbell 8
Your dad is awesome.
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Comments (109)
BelleBelle_fml 11
Captain Picard is Legend, you should be grateful to have him as your father.
perdix 31
Shave your head and make him call you Sinead. Two can play that game! And cut it with that pretentious "24/7" bs. The man sleeps, doesn't he? He doesn't need to be called Capt. Picard all 24 hours of a day.
sheethapins 13
Noooooothing compares, nothing compares to Picard!
ryanst 7
3:00 AM "SON WAKE UP!!" "What the **** do you want dad?!" "Its Captain Picard, you shit! ..Now go back to sleep, you have school in the morning."
perdix 31
****! I just saw a current picture of Sinead O'Connor. Horrible!!! She's gotten fat and has ugly hair.
ProhibitionRose 14
Maybe your dad is going through a mid-life crisis thing? Either way, go with it. It's not hurting anyone.
maz_irken 6
your dad is awesome
kitkat9229 1
Does he call you number one???
AtomicRebirth 11
How is this a bad thing?
BelleBelle_fml 11
My dad isn't quite there yet, however, he does have a permanent Kappa.
TurtleBoy2015 2
Your dad is awsome!!!
Rednomad 5
Well, I could do the same thing and make people calls me Captain Sisko. :)
queen_rosie1994 12
call him Captain Kirk, just to mess with him.